Honest design advice should not feel intimidating.

RoastHaüs turns the familiar “rate my room” moment into something funny and useful. Upload a photo, get a brutally specific AI roast, then receive practical changes that can make the space work better.

We built it for renters, first-apartment decorators, and anyone who knows their room feels off but does not want an expensive, slow design consultation. The joke breaks the ice; the action plan helps you move forward.

Recommendations prioritize attainable improvements such as layout, lighting, textiles, color, and scale. The goal is not a perfect showroom. It is a room that feels more like yours.