Step 01
Drop the evidence
Upload one clear shot of the room exactly as it is. No staging. No design vocabulary. No mercy.
AI interior design, with opinions
AI ROASTS.
BETTER SPACES.
Upload your room. Get a hilariously honest verdict, three moves that actually help, and a redesign worth showing off.
One photo. Zero design jargon. Maximum clarity.
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We'll roast it. Then fix it.
ROAST MY ROOM
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THE OVERHEAD LIGHT IS CONDUCTING AN INTERROGATION.
Three quick fixes
- Add one warm floor lamp.
- Anchor the sofa with a real rug.
- Move the art down from orbit.
01
BRUTALLY HONEST
The roast is specific. Your room will know exactly what it did.
02
ACTUALLY HELPFUL
Every punchline ends with renter-safe improvements you can make.
03
MADE TO SHARE
Your verdict and redesign are formatted for the group chat.
From chaos to considered
YOUR ROOM. ITS MOMENT OF TRUTH.
RoastHaüs turns one revealing room photo into entertainment, a short action plan, and a visual direction you can actually use.
Step 02
Get read with receipts
Your AI roast calls out the lighting crime, rug confusion, and layout choices that started it all.
Step 03
Leave with a real plan
Three renter-friendly fixes and a redesigned visual turn the punchline into progress.
Choose your level of honesty
PICK THE ROAST. KEEP THE GLOW-UP.
Start with the punchline, then unlock the plan when you're ready to fix the evidence.
Quick Roast
A taste of constructive chaos.
$0
- One room roast
- One quick-win suggestion
- Shareable roast card
Full Makeover
The roast, the rescue plan, and the receipts.
$9/ room
- Full personalized roast
- Three actionable fixes
- AI redesign preview
- Shareable high-res result
Apartment Pack
For a whole place with multiple offenses.
$24/ 3 rooms
- Three full makeovers
- Room-by-room action plans
- Three redesign images
- Shareable results
Before you upload
QUESTIONS YOUR ROOM IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK.
Your room can take it
UPLOAD THE CHAOS. LEAVE WITH A PLAN.
One photo is all it takes to turn “something feels off” into three clear next moves.